you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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