She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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