I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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