thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
