He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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