You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Terrible idea I love it
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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