roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I need moral support for this bender
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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