Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
