Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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