"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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