The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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