I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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