How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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