i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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