yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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