Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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