Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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