hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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