i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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