I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Randomize
