FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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