my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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