some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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