so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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