Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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