i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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