Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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