so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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