Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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