even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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