OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I want to make a zoo with you.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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