And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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