And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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