Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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