making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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