You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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