yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
