he thought i was a dude.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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