check it out our google latitudes are spooning
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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