gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I want to make a zoo with you.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
please come you make the beer taste better
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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