Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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