I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i need some magic done to my vagina
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