ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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