isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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