imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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