Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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