You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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