i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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