How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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