were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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